Sheller's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zangief's Finisher!]

Well-made old joke.

Must've been fun practice. Chuckled at the Team Edward thing.

[Abercity]

HEY

IT WASN'T 2 MINUTES, IT WAS SHORT BY .8 SECONDS YOU DIRTY RAT

also fun video. Could do with better music but it's good for what it is.

[Silent World Trailer]

NOT WHOOKOS AT ALL

As if Whookos wasn't gay enough, it's like you took that, drew with your feet in MS paint, and added an unbelievably cliche story and setting that you probably lifted off some shit JRPG hoping nobody would notice.

DURR HURR EVIL DARK GUY IS THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT HIS FRIENDS ALSO THE WORLD IS ALL DESTROYED BECAUSE I PLAYED FALLOUT 3 A FEW MONTHS AGO

shit man, wait until your balls drop before trying to make something like this. If it were possible, I'd get the score I gave WHOOKOS, and subtract from it to give you a score, but since it's impossible to subtract from 0, I'll just leave it as is.

[Too Much Salt]

woah

that was really gay and the punchline was trudged through a painfully slow buildup before the delivery

everything about this was bad, I really don't know what I could possibly say to help you, other than telling you that EVERYTHING needs improvement.

[Casper & Spooky DVD]

nice lisp bro

the only part moderately decent was the narutofan56 mouth moving.

That's it.

boinky33 responds:

Well, I'm not one to argue with an experienced squid gynaecologist.

[Super Mario Cats]

Well

You can animate. I've never looked at any of your stuff, but from this I can tell you're a very good animator.

I think it's a shame your skill is not being used to it's fullest potential here. The joke isn't too great, and I can tell it's going for a "cute" angle, but to me it just feels like newspaper comic humor, that a smile is all I can possibly get.

CurtisCarey responds:

Sometimes just a smile isn't so bad. There really isn't any joke at all in this one, I just wanted to "la" out a Mario theme as my cat. I'll try to add some deeper subtext next time.

[Vocaloid Paffendorf Dance]

bad and you should feel bad

a tired joke that was hardly funny to begin with, a tired 3D program used to move the models, and general sloppiness of the model movements make this painful to watch. I don't even think I have to know about the source to know these things aren't moving anywhere near as fast as they should be.

I gave a 2 instead of a plain 0 because at least you painstakingly bothered to make the exact same scene loop three times, one of which is flipped for variety, but obviously variety is too lacking to even have a chance here.

Don't let weeaboos tell you to ignore comments just because the critique isn't praising your recycled old meme of yesteryear.

T-and-J-Productions responds:

Go fuck yourself. Long and hard. :P