Sheller's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

augh

fuckin' Chris-chan threw me off guard and I wound up laughing

[SSSWarriorCat ep 2 part 2]

god dammit

this is so fucking bad, the voices are atrocious, and the concept is shit. You know virtually NOTHING about anatomies of cats, and your methods of animation are sloppy and half-baked. You seemed to lift this whole thing off some fucking bad anime and the characters are horribly represented in this.

Don't you fucking dare tell me that I don't know what I'm talking about, because I know Warriors is a children's book about cat politics, except for some reason stupid teenagers think they're not too old to read that and not something cultured like they should. I don't give a FUCK that it's accurate to the shit book. If it's a bad flash, I'm going to treat it as such.

This is going to get WAY more attention than it deserves, and so many scumbag retards will 10-bomb this, I can't even feel justified to give it less than a 0, because it'd be a waste of voting power to do so. It may not deserve a complete 0, but it sure as shit doesn't deserve the 10s it'll be getting.

wanton360 responds:

hmmmm...I can tell you're not happy...well, for one I DIDN'T MAKE THIS and I think you were having a bad day and needed to let all your anger out at something. I hope you feel better Mr. Troll :)

[A Norse in the 9th Ward]

aaaaa

marc m I love you let me bear your seed

[Warrior Cat Battle]

what the fuck am I watching

Cat's don't fight like this. Cat's don't mark group territory. Cat's don't speak Japanese or communicate verbally. Why the fuck are there japanese subtitles? There is literally no point to them.

I can understand whoever made this is basing their animation off of a shoddy children's book about cats discussing tribal politics, but come the fuck on.

It's wannabe anime trash, and the voices are so shoddy it might as well be a shitty English dub of some bad anime.

What really pissed me off was how obviously corners were cut and how for the most part, cat anatomy is completely thrown out the window. I don't understand exactly why this was designed so any cat with a name has some unique feature to them that makes them stick out like a swollen thumb, but it was a bad fucking idea.

The saddest part is that this only ranked in today's best because it has Warriors, which stupid prepubescent teenagers are convinced is a "mature novel," despite being found in any kids' section of any bookstore. Lucky for you and your friend, that's most of the Newgrounds audience! Con-fucking-grats!

Go ahead and assume I'm a hater who doesn't know shit about dick.

wanton360 responds:

no, I think that your review was reasonable, a hater yes, but stupid no. I didn't help make this one so I can't say much for this. I repeat, NOT MINE. but yes, it's not the best and it's over a year old so get over it. It has Chinese subtitles actually I think because that was Asi's choice, they got rid of them now though so stop whining.

[The Beast Snacks 1]

all that loading for THIS?

Jesus christ I waited so long to see what everyone's raging about to get this shoddy half-worked cliched garbage with prepubescent voices and a completely uninspired plot, setting, and design. You must've worked SO HARD on all those extra layers on Flash to be able to make all that shiny shit come up where it doesn't belong.

Let's ignore all the painful anatomical mistakes, fucked up proportions, utter lack of visual depth(although you could say this lacked depth altogether), sloppy animation, painfully half-assed voices, and flat-out juvenile character concept\design, and really, that's the whole flash. There's NOTHING good left to see after you peel all the onion skinning you did. The only viable positive thing I could possibly say about this flash is that you paid a half-decent tribute to pretty much every shitty shonen anime ever released in America.

A front-page for effort alone if I ever saw one.

[Bieber Eating a Twiglet]

Bad review comin' up

Wow, just wow. The idea that something this subpar has no criticism whatsoever to it really shows that imitating LazyMuffin's style alone can get you pretty far. The animation is stiff and all-around half-done, the humor in itself looks like something I'd make if I were 9 years old, but it's saddening that someone with this much patience in flash is doing something so amazingly bad. Seriously man, get a writer, because if this is a product of your own imagination, you ought to be ashamed.

Oh ok, now I see that someone else made the song. I guess the blame just lies in you being a half-assed animator and liking people with shitty senses of humor.

I gave it a 2 to balance out all the 9's and 10's that are just your usual fans kissing ass with no regard to content. I would have given it 6 or so otherwise.

Thundaboom responds:

Okay sweet bro, first thing that I find really cool about your review is that how you pointed out how you think I imitated Lazymuffin's style.

How the fuck does that even compare with what I did. Does everything people do now that's all "simple" has anything to do with Lazymuffin's style? No.

Second of all, I also find it hilarious how it's the "usual" fans kissing ass about everything. Maybe make a little more sense here? It's not like you'd know, YOU'VE NEVER SUBMITTED ANYTHING TO THE PORTAL.

I'll maybe consider this review as you trying to be cool and whatnot, but seriously. If you have a good reason to give it a 2, then give it a good reason.

Because all I'm seeing is "HURR LAZYMUFFIN STYLE SUX YOUR FANS R STUPID".

;)

[Madness Dance Party]

true to the series

I don't know what the hell happened to Madness since 2001, but I do recall the original being a dance party getting out of hand, and I loved the originals compared to the new grimdark crap they're doing

[I Said NO]

slow day...

THIS got a trophy? Did all the decent animators go on strike while I was at work?

Voices were garbage, audio quality didn't help the former, and the flash as a whole is generally asinine and unoriginal in a million different ways.

It feels like I'm watching the script of a Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged reject, and I mean that in the worst way possible.

Also the anime catgirl shit is getting really repetitive, not to mention the horde of corners you cut to make this.

Typical "lol so randumb" bipolar catgirl and pointlessly disagreeable bondage faggot catguy dragging a bad fucking joke by it's ass until the marrow bleeds out.

[Gurren Layton]

ok.

so the audio completely ruined it.

I really got nothing else to add.

Linkakami responds:

Could you be more specific? Was it our voice acting or just the actual quality of the sound? Anything constructive you can give is appreciated.

[Awesome Caramelldansen!]

WELP

not surprisingly, this is the most inspired Caramelldansen clone I've ever seen.

All those months of work really paid off man

Xenondwarf responds:

Thanks man! I finally get to eat for the first time in 4 months! I'm having a feast!