Sheller's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[clown]

Barbara something

What was the name of Sid Vicious's crazy wife/mistress/whatever she was? Reminds me of her.

[Etude for Ghosts!]

fuckin' mother 3

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT BUT IT CERTAINLY INVOKES A PATHOS IN ME THAT CAUSES ME TO STOP AND THINK, YET I'M GOING TO QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT IT'S ART SIMPLY BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT HYPOCRISY IS, ALSO I'M GOING TO ZERO-BOMB EVERYTHING

[Wasp Kirby]

obligatory ten

fuck the haters, this is the best use of insecticide I've ever seen

[Anatomy Of A Weaboo's Dream]

accurate

properly depicting the unrealistic objectifying demands of fat weeaboo girls everywhere who turn down decent guys who are way out of their league in hopes that someone exactly like most of their OCs DON'T STEAL will come along and be exactly what they wanted in every aspect, including conflicted personality, contrived beliefs, motives, and a one-dimensional personality just like their obese author's.

AxelTheNavy responds:

Oh yesth!

[T?????a Rockin]

T?????a? Who's that?

well I'm just going to be blunt and state the scale is outright fucked in this picture. The guitar seems to be roughly the size of an iron girder, and the perspective is atrocious. His left hand bends inward towards him yet the guitar shoots out in the opposite direction? Is his hand sinking through the guitar neck? He's presumably looking ahead with the camera at a worm's eye view, but his mouth is open like his jaw was shot off during a war or something.

It's funny how the guitar seems to be angled one direction at the body, then as it hits the hand it twists ninety degrees downwards

honestly your sense of perspective is atrocious and you should probably go to a school if you ever want to get past the Photoshop abuse your pictures are composed entirely of right now. To put in metaphoric terms, you're getting a jar of shit and spray-painting it gold. The shit still stinks, man.

[Hulalaoo's cool trick]

true story

i was there

[hulalaoo for prime minister!!!]

fuck that

Hulalaoo for General Governor all the way, man

that way he can run parliament like a fucking boss and nuke the world

Horsenwelles responds:

the one man to fuck a rhinoceros

[Greenery]

good shit

love the overall composition of this, and good call not lighting the end of the blunt; the focus is kept on what's important, and, again, it's good shit.