Sheller's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Calamity Logo 2.0]

Blazblue ripoff?

The only part I like about this is the lettering.

The background shit you added only made the piece a headache to look at.

DragonPunch responds:

Hey, I like BlazBlue too!

[Calamity Logo]

oh, that fighting game thing.

damn man, you should have drawn the image as a whole first, then used Photoshop to bring a transparent name over it to cover something nice. It'd give a better sense of clarity and focus instead of how you did it now, where it looks like you did the name then crammed whatever you could in there without much thought to composition.

On a side note, unless you're a programmer yourself, this will never be done because nobody likes tasteless anime tripe. Seriously, have fun finding a coder.

DragonPunch responds:

Well, you're entitled to your opinion; but you're still an asshole, and yes; people LOVE anime by what I see...there's a ton of anime artists, and I'm sure that they're staying no matter what, just like me, cuz I'm just that stubborn.

[Claire of the Holy Ones]

more shit to review, oh boy

I love the warped saucepan eyes on this one. Better yet, I should cover the twisty hands or completely fucked-up face. OH! How about I discuss how badly done that hair is, like it's some tattered cape that's stitched to her scalp or some shit?

oh my god you even wrote the name in Japanese in the bottom right, dude you are so gay

DragonPunch responds:

If you hate my art so much, then leave me alone. I ain't gonna leave Newgrounds, no matter how much hell you give me.

[Soul Girl, Lilica]

great job ripping off Soul Eater

I bet you're REAL PROUD of how you traced Maka and Soul.

What's icing on the cake is that each of those stupid ghost things has messed up eyes/stitches because you have no clue how to do anything that isn't line-art for anime bullshit imitation.

You know how anime artists learned to draw?

They studied real life art, THEN they heavily stylized it to an anime form. There's no faggot out there who actually picked up a pen one day and started doing anime perfectly, or one who was doing the exact same thing from high school to a job in the industry. They all had to prove their salt artistically before they got anywhere.

The crucial "real life" part of the artistic chain is completely missing here, and it fucking shows. This is your best work submitted? I'll bet if you showed this to anybody with actual taste in the arts, they'd burst out fucking laughing. Have fun trying to make a portfolio out of this weeaboo garbage.

DragonPunch responds:

Okay,
1) take back the insults
2) the weeaboo comments are NOT necessary and are extremely uncalled for.

[Kos-Mos SEXY BIKINI]

oh god

I am actually visibly perturbed by how bad this is

I never liked Xenosaga to begin with because it's a boring-ass game, but wow this is just awful. It's like you got a person made of clay and just squeezed it and rolled it around to make it slightly more elongated. It reminds me of when I was a little kid who would trace anime because I had no artistic merit. Thankfully, I realized I was being a homo and not learning a thing, so I started actually studying art.

And you know what?

I think I'm actually YOUNGER THAN YOU.

DragonPunch responds:

Yeah...I know this is totally shitty...I think I really, really honestly dislike this piece...

[Big Shadow Who Rules!]

fuck-awful

perspective is nonexistent here. Goddamn, what is wrong with you?

Actually, I'm not even going to cover all the flaws with this. Why? Because there's just too many things abhorrently wrong with this to begin with, THEN build on the fact that you clearly learned to draw watching shitty naruto and other kids anime, THEN add more loss of score to the fact that you have these egotistic little fantasies about being a famous game developer and all this shit, and you just get a cynical little nerd who can't even do the ONE thing he's good at.

I hope you have a backup in life, like being a deadbeat accountant or something, because if you're really 19 years old and drawing like this, you'll get nowhere. NOWHERE.

DragonPunch responds:

Why the hurtful remarks, my good sir?

[Jessica]

what the fuck, gross

the hand is deformed, the nose is smashed, there is utterly no sense of values in this piece, the background is unappealing, the head looks really misshapen, the hair shouldn't have that much definition. The eyes are off, the eyebrows are misplaced, the fingernails are fucked up like someone drove a hammer to her fingers, the mouth is poorly-defined, hell I don't even want to stare at this so I'm just gonna leave this review already and go masturbate.

Psychofig responds:

dicks

[Madness Day Entry!]

made in less than one day?

I noticed.

itsChrisLife responds:

why didnt u like it???

[sasuke looks a penis]

only way it could be better

is if you could see the dick in his eye or something

other than that, fuck man you even drew the eyeliner, it's perfect

Hulalaoo responds:

lol

[TMFE:Donna Ditz]

yep

cylinder nipples

Nerdbayne responds:

yes.