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tough at first

then I got the hang of it and stopped being a whiny bitch.

Admittedly not the greatest game, but I had some level with fun with it. My only problem is that everyone seems to be caught by the car but me and one other mobber. Considering a new one only shows up after every other obstacle, this keeps the numbers down to 2, constantly.

I don't think 2 people is a mob. Maybe if there were crowds instead of just one person and a midget, or if less obstacles were around, it'd be more sensible.

SPace responds:

during my play testing i got four over, but i realize now that since every time you pick someone up they have a random jump height and speed that unless you luck out and get really good people then you're screwed. next time i'll work out the randomization better next time and make better hit sensors.
thanks for the review

fuck

all those contrived old "tricks" are old as hell, the music loops in an ungodly fashion, and the reward is some faggoty stick figure shit made by someone who probably learned MS Paint just for the sake of this horrible, horrible trial-and-error game.

thom-alchemist responds:

well thanks for the kind words...

Pick up some of that fat crack from Tijuana with a brick on the pedal because god fucking dammit I got an urge to purge motherFUCKER JANK-ASS SKEEZE, AW SHIT WHERE'D THE COFFIN GET OFF TO

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