Sheller's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chibi Girl]

I'm not going to vote high

what in god's name is wrong with her hands? That poor mutant girl.

DragonPunch responds:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yeah, I didn't see that! Good eye!

[Nekonome!]

wow ugh

learn anatomy, seriously. I'd tell you what's wrong, but knowing your history with actual criticism, I'm just going to tell you to improve and nothing more.

DragonPunch responds:

Go ahead, I accept criticism; just not pointless blamming like you're doing above.

[Calypso of Darkness]

6-8 hours? Fuck.

All that time to do a drawing of a near-naked woman that clearly shows you've never seen a naked woman before? Damn, that's a huge waste of time.

[Ophelia]

this took you HOURS to draw?

Damn, everything I make on Newgrounds is done in like 30 minutes tops.

Also, cool twisted limbs, bro.

You seriously still haven't learned how to do hair over the past year, though.

Which is laughable.

DragonPunch responds:

Yeah, I know. But, I'm still going at it, and I'm still learning. After all, you have to crawl before you can walk.

[Calamity Logo 2.0]

Blazblue ripoff?

The only part I like about this is the lettering.

The background shit you added only made the piece a headache to look at.

DragonPunch responds:

Hey, I like BlazBlue too!

[Calamity Logo]

oh, that fighting game thing.

damn man, you should have drawn the image as a whole first, then used Photoshop to bring a transparent name over it to cover something nice. It'd give a better sense of clarity and focus instead of how you did it now, where it looks like you did the name then crammed whatever you could in there without much thought to composition.

On a side note, unless you're a programmer yourself, this will never be done because nobody likes tasteless anime tripe. Seriously, have fun finding a coder.

DragonPunch responds:

Well, you're entitled to your opinion; but you're still an asshole, and yes; people LOVE anime by what I see...there's a ton of anime artists, and I'm sure that they're staying no matter what, just like me, cuz I'm just that stubborn.

[Claire of the Holy Ones]

more shit to review, oh boy

I love the warped saucepan eyes on this one. Better yet, I should cover the twisty hands or completely fucked-up face. OH! How about I discuss how badly done that hair is, like it's some tattered cape that's stitched to her scalp or some shit?

oh my god you even wrote the name in Japanese in the bottom right, dude you are so gay

DragonPunch responds:

If you hate my art so much, then leave me alone. I ain't gonna leave Newgrounds, no matter how much hell you give me.

[Soul Girl, Lilica]

great job ripping off Soul Eater

I bet you're REAL PROUD of how you traced Maka and Soul.

What's icing on the cake is that each of those stupid ghost things has messed up eyes/stitches because you have no clue how to do anything that isn't line-art for anime bullshit imitation.

You know how anime artists learned to draw?

They studied real life art, THEN they heavily stylized it to an anime form. There's no faggot out there who actually picked up a pen one day and started doing anime perfectly, or one who was doing the exact same thing from high school to a job in the industry. They all had to prove their salt artistically before they got anywhere.

The crucial "real life" part of the artistic chain is completely missing here, and it fucking shows. This is your best work submitted? I'll bet if you showed this to anybody with actual taste in the arts, they'd burst out fucking laughing. Have fun trying to make a portfolio out of this weeaboo garbage.

DragonPunch responds:

Okay,
1) take back the insults
2) the weeaboo comments are NOT necessary and are extremely uncalled for.

[Kos-Mos SEXY BIKINI]

oh god

I am actually visibly perturbed by how bad this is

I never liked Xenosaga to begin with because it's a boring-ass game, but wow this is just awful. It's like you got a person made of clay and just squeezed it and rolled it around to make it slightly more elongated. It reminds me of when I was a little kid who would trace anime because I had no artistic merit. Thankfully, I realized I was being a homo and not learning a thing, so I started actually studying art.

And you know what?

I think I'm actually YOUNGER THAN YOU.

DragonPunch responds:

Yeah...I know this is totally shitty...I think I really, really honestly dislike this piece...

[Big Shadow Who Rules!]

fuck-awful

perspective is nonexistent here. Goddamn, what is wrong with you?

Actually, I'm not even going to cover all the flaws with this. Why? Because there's just too many things abhorrently wrong with this to begin with, THEN build on the fact that you clearly learned to draw watching shitty naruto and other kids anime, THEN add more loss of score to the fact that you have these egotistic little fantasies about being a famous game developer and all this shit, and you just get a cynical little nerd who can't even do the ONE thing he's good at.

I hope you have a backup in life, like being a deadbeat accountant or something, because if you're really 19 years old and drawing like this, you'll get nowhere. NOWHERE.

DragonPunch responds:

Why the hurtful remarks, my good sir?